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Marriage Catch

Marriage Catch
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Said the fellow, “I need some advice.
Tell me how I can catch me some mice,
Cause my wife saw some lurk
By the fridge—went berserk!
Till I catch ’em, my sex life’s on ice.”

(My marriage humor is collected here.)

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11 Responses to “Marriage Catch”

  1. local girl says:
    January 18, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    So true! Thanks for the laughs and for sharing this with the Carnival of Family Life.

  2. Fitena says:
    January 19, 2007 at 5:44 am

    Mad, thanks loads for contributing. This is hilarious!
    Fitèna

  3. An Island Life » Carnival of Family Life #38 says:
    January 22, 2007 at 1:31 am

    […] Just for Laughs Mad Kane is back with another hilarious poem. Stop by Mad Kane’s Humor Blog to read Marriage Catch. […]

  4. Karen Lynch says:
    January 22, 2007 at 11:34 am

    No kidding! Can’t have sex with mice in the house!

    I enjoyed this post on The Carnival of Family LIfe.

  5. Lisa says:
    January 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    That is a cute poem, and so true.

    Here via the carnival of family life.

  6. madkane says:
    January 25, 2007 at 2:01 am

    Thanks everyone!

  7. Carnival of Humor Issue 3 » bobbarama’s humor carnival says:
    February 4, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    […] Amusing Wine? and Marriage Catch … by Madeleine over at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. No one — and I do mean No One — writes wittier, funnier limericks than Mad. Two for the price of one here. Enjoy. […]

  8. The Gnome says:
    February 8, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Great stuff. Came over via Carnival of Humor and will be back regularly!

    The Gnome

  9. madkane says:
    February 8, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Thanks, The Gnome!

  10. Polli says:
    March 4, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Love this one Mad Kane! I am here via bobbarama’s humor carnival. I’ll be back to see more!

  11. madkane says:
    March 5, 2007 at 12:14 am

    Thanks Polli!