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Where’s The Beef?

Where’s The Beef?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
 
A butcher once had quite a beef.
His grievance? A meat-stealing thief,
A man who, when caught,
Claimed the beef had been bought.
‘Twas a story that beggared belief.

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One Response to “Where’s The Beef?”

  1. kissdaknish says:
    April 1, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Butchers know no shame
    They seek the smallest of us with no name
    The Knish is the victim you see
    of a new horror bringing us to our knees

    What seems harmless? Not true
    Their fate is making millions blue
    Step up and use your power
    Let’s let these little souls flower

    Stop the butchering now
    See below and I show you how!