Secret Shopper
“I’m not going in there. No way. Forget it.”
My seventy-something mother’s stance was as rigid as her words; arms folded across her chest, unyielding legs pointed away from the shop I’d just suggested.
She and I had spent the entire afternoon combing through three department stores for the definitive pair of panties. Or at least my mom’s idea of same. This illusive undergarment had to be loose, comfortable, 100% cotton, and totally devoid of lace. And that was just for starters. It also had to completely cover my mother’s hips and come in a large size, the exact number of which she resolutely refused to disclose. … (Secret Shopper is continued here.)
Tags: Clothes Shopping, Clothing Humor, Comfortable Clothing, Department Stores, Mother Humor, Parental Humor, Style Humor, Underwear Humor, Victoria's Secret
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SO…FUNNY!! Thank you!
It’s funny how older generations view VS. Once they finally go in they realize it like any other lingerie store.
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Thanks so much Jenny and Kailani!
“our search would not be brief” Ha!
What a fun anecdote! Incidentally, I love VS underwear, and I don’t wear lace, either! It would’ve been fun to be a fly on the wall during that shopping trip.
Very funny post! I love the way your beautiful friendship with your mom shines through in spite of the exasperation. She sounds like a kick!
This is hysterical. I can absolutely picture the 15 minute exchange outside the store. Great writing, I enjoyed this very much!
I love it! I’m still laughing!
Thanks so much for all your lovely comments. I’m so glad you enjoyed my Secret Shopper!
This post was hilarious! I cannot even imagine going shopping with my mom for such items. I can promise you that even if I did, I would never get her to walk in the door of Victoria’s Secret. She moves to the other side of mall when we get near the store!