How To Plan A Trip (Humorous How-To)
A weekend trip is a splendid way to replenish your energy and deplete your bank account. In theory, such journeys should be preceded by thorough research, careful planning, and intense negotiations with your mate. Sounds a lot like work, right? Which is why so many vacations go something like this:
(1). Become increasingly exhausted and overwrought. Bicker with spouse over nonsense. Make up, bicker some more, and decide you both need a vacation. Agree to plan a trip for just the two of you real soon. Fall asleep fantasizing about a work/child/pressure-free orgy of self-indulgence.
(2). Repeat Step (1) many times during the next few months. Repeat it several times more … leaving out the sleep part. (How To Plan A Trip is continued here.)
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ROFL – thanks for the giggle. As Homer Simpson says, “Funny ’cause it’s true.”
Hugs,
Holly
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Thanks so much Holly!
In our house, I do all the research and planning. Everyone else just comes along for the ride. LOL!
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Very funny. We have not taken many vacations for this very reason! Sad, I know, but it’s true.
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Thanks so much Kailani and April!
Blame sitter, each other, the Industrial Revolution.
Ooh, I never thought of that one. I’ll have to try it next time we need someone to blame here :p
It’s so funny & true!! You certainly got some of the exact reasons my family doesn’t take vacations very often. LOL!
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Thanks for your comments Jenny and Hueina!