Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan
Planning a vacation can often be a daunting challenge. Especially when one spouse likes to rough it and the other prefers luxuries like toilets, showers, and cable TV. So what’s a couple to do? Well, they can take separate trips. Or they can negotiate and sign on the dotted line.
AGREEMENT, entered into this _________, 20__ by Husband and Wife.
WHEREAS, Husband’s ideal vacation requires hiking boots, compasses, sleeping bags, and knapsacks and doesn’t cost a dime;
WHEREAS, Wife’s ideal vacation requires a five star resort;
WHEREAS, Husband is a spontaneous kind of guy who likes to pick his trips by throwing a coin onto a trail map; … (Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan is continued here.)
Tags: Husband Wife Humor, Hotel Humor, Marriage Humor, Travel Humor, Vacation Humor
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[…] Mad Kane’s Humor Blog gives us Taking a Vacation on the Contract Plan. Unfortunately for me, it struck me as more sensible than funny, but your mileage will almost definately vary. Good thing I married someone who likes the same sorts of vacations. *grin* […]
[…] Madeleine Begun Kane at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a suggested contract for planning vacations. A great idea for many families I know! […]
[…] Madeleine Begun Kane at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a suggested contract for planning vacations. A great idea for many families I know! […]
Excellent idea! I may have to adapt this for some of our future vacations :)
Great post. I’m usually the one who does all the planning. Everyone else is just along for the ride.
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Thanks very much Jenny and Kailani!